DUMB HEADLINES
The weekly dumb headline roundup.
FUNNY FIREWORK NAMES 2026
Happy 4th, and please keep these out of my neighborhood.
WHAT KIDS CALL THINGS
How adowahbul!
THE MOST UN-MOANABLE NAME
My name, apparently.
IF ONE SOUND COULD BE ELIMINATED
Now hear this.
LUXURY ITEMS THAT ARE A NIGHTMARE
Cancel that order on the European castle.
ENORMOUS NUMBER OF PEOPLE STILL LIVING WITH THEIR PARENTS
And what ever happened to boarding houses?
MINOR HABITS LEAD TO BREAKUPS
Stop that!
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CURSES!
It should happen to you.