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Go ahead and have one, but keep it to yourself, okay?
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1. Laziness 2. Laziness 3. Laziness 4…
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Food gets better after midnight.
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Good boy, you idiot.
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Until you realize what that entails.
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You can have Madonna if you want her.
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Dumb headlines, ripped from the day’s, er, headlines.
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Higher education indeed.
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You made a great choice in choosing this article!
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Yeah, it’s who you figured.