COVER CLAMP KEEPS PARTNER FROM STEALING YOUR BLANKET

Tired of your bed partner stealing all the covers? Now there’s Cover Clamp. It’s a large rubber clamp, about the size of your hand, that clamps onto the edge of the blanket or sheet on your side of the bed. A strap runs to a flat anchor that can be placed under the mattress, or tied to the bed frame if you really want to p.o. your partner. It’s designed to hold multiple sheets, blankets, and duvet covers all at the same time. The clamp has a 2″ opening. The Cover Clamp can withstand up to 50 lbs of tug and won’t damage your sheets. The clamp costs $24.95 and best of all, you obviously only need one. Check it out at coverclamp.com.
* Or at your favorite adult novelty shop. Rrrrrowrrrrr.
* Nothing says “God, you’re annoying!” like Cover Clamp.
* They also have Nose Clamp, for partners who snore.
* Buy now and get a free taser to keep them on their side of the bed.
* PHONE TOPIC: Who’s the blanket hog in your relationship?