MAC-AND-CHEESE CANDY CANES

A company has come up with macaroni and cheese candy canes for Christmas. The yellow-and-white striped Christmas candies created by novelties-seller Archie McPhee are available online for just $4.95. The website says that the “comfort food-flavored” candy canes “taste like your childhood favorite. Macaroni and cheese has become a holiday family tradition in many parts of the country, so why not let our holiday candy reflect that?” If you’re not excited by the mac-and-cheese flavor, Archie McPhee’s has other flavors, like their pickle candy canes, bacon canes, rotisserie chicken canes, coal-flavored canes or, better yet, their clam-flavored candy canes, called – really – Clamdy canes.
* Clamdy cane breath. Nice.
* How come there aren’t any tariffs on these products?
* Macaroni and cheese for Christmas? Is that a thing?
* I guess it makes as much sense as a string with popcorn on it.
* For the family on the go, just pack the kids a chicken, mac and cheese and pickle cane for lunch and be done with it.