GOOP’S HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE
Help, I have too much money!
TWINKIES CEREAL
A part of no nutritious breakfast.
BIZARRE TURKEY RECIPES
TurDunkin’
VIBRATING SNEAKERS
Buzzfeet.
COMPANY MAKES MEAT FROM AIR
Just add water!
ELEPHANT DUNG GIN
Don’t be a dumbo.
THE MOST POPULAR CAR COLOR IN THE WORLD: WHITE
We are a boring species.
TOY HALL OF FAME WINNERS ANNOUNCED
Matchbox cars, coloring book and Magic: The Gathering.
LATE VALENTINE’S TEXT MESSAGES JUST NOW RECEIVED
Glitch in the Matrix.
WOMAN GETS CALL FROM WAYFAIR WHILE SHE’S ON THEIR WEBSITE SHOPPING
“Need any help, sweetie?”