COUPLE GOALS FOR EACH STEP OF THE RELATIONSHIP
Ah, love.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Actual headlines, actual dumbness.
YOU CAN SPEAK CHIMPANZEE, IF YOU TRY
They’re too busy singing to put anybody down.
END OF THE WORLD THIS WEEK
Mayan out front shoulda told ya.
WHEN DO WE BECOME OUR DAD?
My God, I sound just like him.
WHAT DO DADS WANT?
Father’s Day is this Sunday.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Dumb dee-dumb-dumb.
PLAYING “HARD TO GET” WORKS
Makes you seem “in demand”.