THE TOP 40 SIGNS YOU ARE AN ADULT
According to millennials.
AUDIO: THOSE WEIRD SOUNDS YOUR BODY MAKES
Snap, crackle, pop.
LONG HAIR AND BEARDS ARE BACK
Dirty hippies.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Pick a winner!
THE AVERAGE AMERICAN
According to Wired magazine survey (taken before the coronavirus), the average American person: – Smiles 20 times a day – Stares at screens for 11 hours a day – Sleeps 8.7 hours a night. – Has 1.8 cups of coffee a day – Use 80-100 gallons of water – Pees 4-7 times a day –…
THE DUMBEST QUARANTINE FIGHTS
“Apparently, I underfill the ice cube trays.”
BREAD BAKING PRETTY HOT NOW
Loafing is in.
SURVIVING IN CLOSE QUARTERS: ADVICE FROM A SUBMARINER
Das advice from Das Boot.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Let your audience vote on the dumbest!
CHANGES IN THE KITCHEN SINCE THE SHUTDOWN
Finally, a chance to use that Salad Blaster.