TOY HALL OF FAME NOMINEES
Care Bears are lame.
BEAUTY HACK FOR FULLER LIPS: SUPER GLUE
Like an invisible fishhook.
NON-DATING TEENS HAVE BETTER SOCIAL SKILLS
Suppress those hormones, kids.
NEW ALGORITHM PREDICTS WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO QUIT YOUR JOB
John Bolton: “It really works!”
SCIENTISTS MAY HAVE HIT ON ANTI-AGING FORMULA
Keith Richards is way ahead of you, fellas.
AMERICA WANTS ITS SECOND BREAKFAST
It’s okay to be a little hungry sometimes, America.
IMPATIENCE SURVEY
Hurry up and read this.
TEEN ON FAST FOOD DIET GOES BLIND
Thank god, I thought it was caused by the other thing.
PUMPKIN SPICE PRODUCTS YOU CAN GET FOR YOUR PET
Make your dog hate you.