TOY HALL OF FAME NOMINEES
Care Bears are lame.
Care Bears are lame.
Like an invisible fishhook.
Suppress those hormones, kids.
John Bolton: “It really works!”
Keith Richards is way ahead of you, fellas.
It’s okay to be a little hungry sometimes, America.
Hurry up and read this.
Thank god, I thought it was caused by the other thing.
Make your dog hate you.
Remember this.