THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “This Dog’s Genitals Are At The Center Of A Federal Public Records Lawsuit”
2. “So THAT’S Why Cold Brew And Hot-Brewed Coffee Taste Different”
3. “What Lyrics Do You Sing After ‘Jingle Bells, Batman Smells’?”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “50 Best Inner Lip Tattoo Ideas”