HOW TO HAVE THE “COOL HOUSE” FOR YOUR KIDS THIS SUMMER

Want to have the “cool house” in the neighborhood this summer for your kids and their friends? According to a survey by RXBAR protein bars, 2,000 Americans were asked about their childhoods and what made their friend’s house the coolest house to play at. Here are the things you need to have the cool house:
– Good snacks
– Video games
– Cable TV
– Pool
– Different toys than I had
– Board games
– Big backyard
– A dog/pet to play with
– Siblings to play with
– Trampoline
* My God, how could they have forgotten “accessible liquor”?
* And “lack of adult supervision”?
* “Soundproof basement where you can talk the way you want.”
* Honey, if you’re listening – throw out all the board games, drain the pool and find my tools to disassemble the trampoline. I don’t want all those sweaty kids at my house.