THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “If You Have These 30 Traits, Consider Yourself An Empath”
2. “Horse Sanctuary Matches People’s DIY Haircuts To Horse Manes”
3. “Am I A Jerk For Lying To My Girlfriend About My Parents Being Racists, When They’re Actually Nudists?”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “I Bought Half A Pig During The Coronavirus Pandemic. Now What?”