THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “How Much Should We Spend to Avert Our Own Extinction?”
2. “Naya Rivera’s Sister Says She’s ‘Showing Up’ For Her Nephew Amid Reports She’s Moving In With His Dad”
3. “What Happens When You Feed A Venus Flytrap Jelly Beans?”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Bisexual Pastor-Turned-Stripper Has Never Been Happier”