THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Illinois Man Has Kept Richard Nixon’s Unfinished Sandwich For 60 Years”
2. “Before You Call My Son A Little Jerk, There’s Something You Should Know About Him”
3. “The Rise And Fall Of The Rice Cake”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Why We Don’t Like Our Underground House”