YOU CAN SPEAK CHIMPANZEE, IF YOU TRY
They’re too busy singing to put anybody down.
END OF THE WORLD THIS WEEK
Mayan out front shoulda told ya.
WHEN DO WE BECOME OUR DAD?
My God, I sound just like him.
WHAT DO DADS WANT?
Father’s Day is this Sunday.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Dumb dee-dumb-dumb.
PLAYING “HARD TO GET” WORKS
Makes you seem “in demand”.
CDC: AMERICANS MISUSE CLEANING PRODUCTS
Americans are idiots.
EXPECTANT FATHER WANTS TO NAME THE BABY “CUBE”
That’s crazy times three.