THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Read, discuss, mock.
Read, discuss, mock.
98.6. You’ll need to know that before reading this story.
Let the nominations begin.
Like Taco Bell Nacho Fries, these are just too cheesy.
Maybe it depends on how they hold them.
Jerky McJerkface
Actual headlines, actual dumbness.
They’re too busy singing to put anybody down.