THE COST OF A HAPPY MARRIAGE: $378,570
Time to get a second job.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Have listeners pick the dumbest.
AVERAGE AGE FOR MEETING YOUR SPOUSE: 27
Relationship survey.
FLIRTING WORKS
She’s flirting with you.
TRICK-OR-TREATING IDEA
The Candy Slide.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Read, discuss, mock.
ACETAMINOPHEN ENCOURAGES RISK-TAKING
I think I’ll buy a boat.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Oh, internet, you never disappoint.
AMERICAN WORDS USED IN FOREIGN COUNTRIES
There’s no word for ‘weekend’ in French.