THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Transgender Satanist Anarchist Wins Republican Nomination For County Sheriff”
2. “Virus brings Mexican toilet paper to US”
3. “Debate Is Raging On Twitter Over How A Giraffe Should Wear A Bow Tie”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino Debuts New Quarantine Mustache”