THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “The Poisonous Laxative That Built America”
2. “What Happens If You Pour Toothpaste Into A Motor?”
3. “Puppy Girls: The Women With a Fetish for Acting Like Cute Dogs”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “Brie Larson Lists All The Roles She Didn’t Get”