AUDIO: THREE REGRETS PEOPLE HAVE AT THE END OF THEIR LIFE
No regrets.
AUDIO: SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE THE FOLLOWING
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
WOMAN’S HEART WON WITH OFFER OF HOME-COOKED CAJUN FRIES
You gotta have a gimmick.
SURVEY: EAT BREAKFAST, SUCCEED AT LIFE
Then die. (Spoiler alert)
VOTE ON NEW “COMMUNITY CHEST” CARDS FOR MONOPOLY
Go directly to suck.
AUDIO: THE SOUND OF THE PERSEVERANCE ROVER DRIVING ON MARS
They should have sent a mechanic.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Discuss with your listeners, then vote.
GOOGLE WANTS TO WATCH YOU SLEEP
Hey, what a great idea.
AUDIO: THE YANKEE CANDLE “SCENT OF THE YEAR”
Smells like Discovery.
THE MOST POPULAR DOG BREEDS
…and the Five Most Arf-ul.