THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Weekly wackiness.
HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU NEED?
And can I borrow a couple?
PETTY THINGS PEOPLE HAVE DONE WHEN MAD AT THEIR PARTNER
You gotta know which buttons to push.
GODZILLA VS. KONG: THE “SCIENCE”
Is this really how we’re spending our time?
THE MILKSHAKE DUCK
Quack.
CAT SCRATCH FEVER CAN MAKE YOU SCHIZO
The first time that I got it I was ten years old.
THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER, EVER SAY TO YOUR KIDS
Eat your peas.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Dumb dee dumb dumb.