SURVEY: EAT BREAKFAST, SUCCEED AT LIFE

A new survey of 2,000 Americans — split between 1,000 breakfast eaters and 1,000 who don’t eat breakfast — reveals that those who eat breakfast are more likely to receive a promotion at work. Sixty-five percent of breakfast-eating respondents say they have moved up in a position over the course of their career. In comparison, only 38 percent of respondents who didn’t eat breakfast said the same. The survey was commissioned by Dave’s Killer Bread.
– Also, the survey finds that breakfast eaters are more likely to marry. Sixty percent of those who eat breakfast say they’ve gotten married, as opposed to just 41 percent of those who skip breakfast.
* Whoa, whoa, slow down. Don’t throw all those scientific numbers at me at once.
* Of course breakfast eaters are married. Who else is going to make your breakfast?
* Dave’s Killer Bread – great name. Bread mold should sue.
* Dave’s Killer Bread goes great with your mom’s lasagna to die for.
* This might be a good time to remind you of some recent headlines (which were covered by Morning Sidekick):
– PIZZA BETTER THAN CEREAL FOR BREAKFAST
– KRAFT REBRANDING MAC & CHEESE AS A BREAKFAST FOOD
– SCIENCE: ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST MAKES YOU SMARTER
– DR. OZ SAYS CANCEL BREAKFAST