NATIONAL PARK DEATHS
Death Valley: it’s right there in the name.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Discuss, deliberate, dissect.
AMERICA’S FAVORITE VEGETABLE: BROCCOLI
I demand a recount.
CAN YOU MAKE A MEAL WITHOUT LOOKING AT A RECIPE?
No, but I know how to make reservations.
AUDIO: WE CAN HAVE BABIES ON MARS
Well, baby mice at least.
SURVEY: AMERICANS DON’T KNOW WHERE NATIONAL LANDMARKS ARE
“Don’t wanna be an American idiot.” – Billie Joe Armstrong
POLL: OLDER PEOPLE WOULD NOW RATHER TEXT THAN PHONE, THANK GOD
Now if we can just get them off cat memes.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
Have your listeners choose the dumbest.
DOGS ARE BORN WITH “HUMAN-LIKE” SOCIAL SKILLS
“Pass the puppy chow, if you would be so kind.”