THREE DUMB HEADLINES

Time for another episode of Three Dumb Headlines. These are actual, word-for-word headlines of stories found on the internet. There’s no story, no context, just the actual headline. Discuss them amongst yourselves. Then, encourage listeners to vote for the Dumbest Headline on your station’s social media page. Maybe ask them to leave a comment. Reveal the results in the next break.

Today’s Dumb Headlines:
1. “Study Shows Crayfish Take More Risks While On Antidepressants”
2. “Indian Boy Hula-Hoops Up Stairs, Breaks Guinness Record”
3. “This Finnish Brewery Is Using Goose Poop to Make Beer”

And here’s a spare, in case you don’t like one of those three: “This Is How You Can Shoot Light Out Of Your Eyes”