LADIES, AVOID HUSBANDS WITH THESE PROFESSIONS
DJs are safe.
BABY’S FIRST WORDS
This, that, and the other thing.
AUDIO: SURVEY: TWO-THIRDS OF AMERICANS THINK THEY COULD LIVE OFF THE LAND
Also: Two-thirds of Americans are delusional.
ETIQUETTE RULES NO ONE MUCH FOLLOWS ANY MORE
A bunch of golden keys are mine / To make each day with gladness shine…
DOGS’ PERSONALITIES CAN CHANGE
Sure they can.
SURVEY: HALF OF AMERICANS NOT LIVING HEALTHY, DON’T CARE
Pass the chips.
THREE DUMB HEADLINES
No cure for the dumb.
SURVEY: MORE THAN HALF OF AMERICANS CAN’T NAME ALL FOUR GRANDPARENTS
The people who send you $5 on your birthday, until you’re 40.
AUDIO: SURVEY SAYS A THIRD OF PET OWNERS TRYING TO MAKE THEIR PET FAMOUS
Stupid dog – be more famous!!!
STUDY: CAT OWNERS ARE MORE ATTRACTIVE, HAVE MORE SEX
Can’t argue with the science.