What did John Hancock say when he stepped up to sign the Declaration of Independence?
“Okay, where do I put the ol’ John Hancock?”
Boop
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Here, You’ve Got A Loose Eyelash
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THE FRIDAY CLUSTERFLICKS
For Friday, July 3.
Why do Americans call it an elevator while the British call it a lift?
They were just raised differently.
I Ain’t Hopping, You Can’t Make Me
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I Dub Thee Sir Pizza Of Hut
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THURSDAY, July 2 – DAILY PREP TEXT VERSION
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BURGLARY SUSPECT CAUGHT HIDING UNDER A PATROL CAR
Thought you could outwit a Tulsa cop, did you?
ELTON JOHN, HOLOGRAM
And I think it’s gonna play a long, long time.