A blonde goes up to the counter and says: “I’d like to order fries and a coke.”
The lady at the counter says: “Ma’am, this is a library.” The blonde goes, “Oh. (whispering): “I’d like to order fries and a coke.”
“Maybe We Ought To Move Back.” “Naw.”
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Not Today, Bear!
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FRIDAY, Aug 7 – DAILY PREP TEXT VERSION
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FLORIDA MAN CUTS OFF DIVER’S AIR OVER LOBSTER DISPUTE
♪♫ Kill all the squatters / Under the waters / Under the seeeeaaaa … ♫♪
MINNIE DRIVER IN CAR ACCIDENT
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FRIDAY TRIVIA – Aug 7
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FRIDAY ALMANAC – Aug 7
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FRIDAY – Aug 7
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AUDIO: BIRD STRIKES PLANE, PILOT REQUESTS NEW UNDERWEAR
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