How did the magician get chocolate on his shirt?
He had some Twix up his sleeve.
Let’s Twist Again
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THURSDAY, Apr 9 – DAILY PREP TEXT VERSION
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TACHYON TAX
Faster than TurboTax!
96 BANANAS STOLEN FROM WAWA
Approximately.
RUSSIAN WANTS SOVEREIGN TERRITORY ON THE MOON
Just what the moon needs: assholes.
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Funny fake sponsorship announcements
ALLIGATOR ON THE CAR ROOF
Hey, somebody left a perfectly good alligator by the side of the road!