The woman asked the doctor about her baby. Doctor says, “You had twins, a boy and a girl. And your brother named them for you.” Woman says, “No, not my idiot brother! What did he name the girl?” Doctor says, “Denise.” Woman says, “Well, that’s a nice name. What did he name the boy?” Doctor says, “Denephew.”
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Sometimes, you SHOULD ask first, and not count on begging for forgiveness later.
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Maybe it’s best not to have a wedding cake.
That’s all?