AUDIO: SWAT COP SCROLLS THROUGH DATING APP DURING STANDOFF
Could have been worse. Could have been OnlyFans.
SANTACON IS A CON
Santa fraud.
THIEVES STEAL PAINTINGS BY ARTISTS YOU’VE HEARD OF – Mar 31
Paintings worth millions of dollars by Renoir, Cézanne and Matisse were stolen from a museum in a three-minute heist. Four masked thieves broke into the Magnani Rocca museum near Parma in northern Italy and removed the artworks in the middle of the night. They might have taken more, but the alarm scared them off. Taken…
MAN PLANTS TOMATO SEEDS FROM A QUARTER POUNDER, GROWS TOMATOES – Mar 30
James Prigioni makes gardening videos on YouTube. He wanted to see if he could grow a whole tomato plant by planting the seeds from a tomato on a McDonald’s burger. He picked up a Deluxe Quarter Pounder, with cheese, pulled out a tomato slice, and removed two seeds. After rubbing the seeds on a paper…
MAN ARRESTED FOR GROPING THE EASTER BUNNY – Mar 30
A 36-year-old was arrested near Pittsburgh for groping the Easter Bunny at the South Hills Village Mall. According to the criminal complaint, a woman working as the Easter Bunny was taking pictures with children and families when a man approached her and began to ask her questions, which she passed along to her assistant. The…
AUDIO: PILOTS MAKE CAT & DOG SOUNDS TO AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL
Toonces, the cat who could fly a plane.
CHUNK OF AIRPLANE ICE CRASHES THROUGH ROOF, LANDS ON COUCH
Maybe it’s a sign that Hell is freezing over.
CREEPY KIDS
Jeepers creepers.
DUMB HEADLINES
Read, discuss, vote for the dumbest.
A 70-year-old woman, miraculously, has a baby.
All of her family and relatives come to visit. When they ask to see the baby, the mom says, “Not yet.” A little later, they ask to see the baby again. Again, the woman says, “Not yet!” Finally they ask, “When can we see the baby?” The mother says, “When the baby cries.” They say, “Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?” The woman says, “Because I forgot where I put it.”