WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies
Premiering Monday through Wednesday
A TRASHED-OUT CAR IS A TURN-OFF
That box with the dead cat in it isn’t helping.
DRIVER DOES DONUTS IN FRONT OF POLICE STATION
To impress a girl.
M&M’S DROPPING BLUE AND BROWN FOR AWHILE
Well doesn’t that just blow, pops?
NETFLIX TO MAKE A “SESAME STREET” MOVIE
Now all we need is a plot.
WEEKEND BOX OFFICE (June 19-21)
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PLUMBERS FIND DIAMOND RING DROPPED DOWN TOILET TEN YEARS EARLIER
So THAT’S where i left it!
SHELTER DOG SPEAKS SPANISH
¡Deja de follarme la pierna!
TV DIRECTOR JAMES BURROWS DIES
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A man at the World Cup final notices there’s an empty seat in between himself and the next guy.
The man says, “Who would ever miss the World Cup final?” The other guy replies, “Well that was my wife’s seat. We have been to the last five World Cup finals together, but sadly she passed away.” The man, “That’s terrible, but couldn’t you get another close family member to come with you?” The guy says, “No. They’re all at the funeral.”