MAN SHOOT SELF, SCREAMS, NEIGHBORS THINK, “MEH, IT’S NORMAL” – June 17

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A Florida man handling his gun accidentally shot himself in the Redlands (* and that can hurt!), an area south of Miami. People living around him heard it happen, but didn’t react. One neighbor told a local news reporter, “We have always heard noises coming from the house. I’d hear screaming, but I figured it…

Doorbell rings at 3am.

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Husband, irritated gets up and opens the door to an obviously drunk man. The drunk says, “Could you give me a push?” Husband says, “Hello no,” slams the door. His wife says, “Don’t you remember when we were stranded on the side of the road and people stopped to help us? Go help the poor man.” The husband goes back to the door, doesn’t see the man. He yells, “Do you still need a push?” He hears the drunk say, “Yes please.” Husband says, “Where are you?” Drunk says, “Over here on the swings.”