AUSTRALIAN WOMAN WAKES TO FIND SNAKE ON TOP OF HER
Wakey wakey, hands off snakey.
TATTOOTERS
Nice tats!
CAT STARTS KITCHEN FIRE
As they do.
MAN SUES HOSPITAL OVER GOOSE ATTACK
How do you subpoena a goose?
OPEN CASTING CALL FOR “BAYWATCH” REBOOT
I’d pay money just to sit in the waiting room.
THE BEST JOBS IN AMERICA
Quit your job now!
WEIRD FUNERALS
What a way to go.