PROMOS-TO-GO

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TIME TO GET BACK TO OUR MORNING SHOW :36

IT SURE IS WEIRD AROUND HERE :57

HERE WE GO AGAIN :32

DON’T TRY TO UNDERSTAND IT :39

I KNOW WHAT PEOPLE WANT TO HEAR WHEN THEY FIRST WAKE UP :59

Today Is…

THURSDAY – Apr 2

WEDNESDAY – Apr 1

TUESDAY – Mar 31

Anything special being celebrated or commemorated today? Find out here!

TODAY’S ALMANAC

THURSDAY ALMANAC – Apr 2

WEDNESDAY ALMANAC – Apr 1

TUESDAY ALMANAC – Mar 31

Birthdays, Upcoming Holidays, This Day in History and Music

TODAY’S TRIVIA

THURSDAY TRIVIA – Apr 2

WEDNESDAY TRIVIA – Apr 1

TUESDAY TRIVIA – Mar 31

Every installment of X-Treme Trivia Challenge includes three obscure facts.

ENTERTAINMENT & CELEBRITIES

WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies

Premiering Thursday through Sunday

RESTAURANT REVIEW: THE TRAVIS KELCE & PATRICK MAHOMES STEAKHOUSE

Not lovin’ it.

WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies

Premiering Monday through Wednesday

TIGER WOODS IN ANOTHER CAR CRASH, ARRESTED

One over.

JEOPARDY! LET’S RUN IT INTO THE GROUND!

I’ll take Oversaturation for a thousand, Ken.

WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies

Premiering Thursday through Sunday

STEPHEN COLBERT TO WRITE A LORD OF THE RINGS MOVIE

One does not simply write his way into Mordor.

WHAT TO WATCH – New and Returning Shows and Movies

Premiering Monday through Wednesday

AUDIO: MR. ROGERS CHANNEL ON YOUTUBE

It’s a beautiful day.

JOKE OF THE DAY

Suggestion: Post the joke on your website. Boost clicks by having listeners call in and tell the Joke of the Day to win a prize.

What’s the difference between a golf ball and a Land Rover?

posted April 1

Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball over 300 yards.

What do you call a Target store that’s burned to the ground?

posted March 31

Kohl’s

What did one scarecrow say to another scarecrow?

posted March 30

Hey man.

A 70-year-old woman, miraculously, has a baby.

posted March 27

All of her family and relatives come to visit. When they ask to see the baby, the mom says, “Not yet.” A little later, they ask to see the baby again. Again, the woman says, “Not yet!” Finally they ask, “When can we see the baby?” The mother says, “When the baby cries.” They say, “Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?” The woman says, “Because I forgot where I put it.”