CRUISE SHIP MEMO ASKS GUESTS NOT TO HAVE SEX WITH THE PIZZA
All aboard the “Holy Ship!” Party Cruise!
MAN STEALS TAMPONS, BUT BUYS BEER
Don’t be embarrassed, pal.
AUDIO: PIZZA AND A PLOW: UPDATE
Now there’s a jingle.
A ROBOT THAT FOLDS YOUR LAUNDRY
The heck you say!
AUDIO: BATS INSIDE A TEXAS WALMART
Dozens of ’em.
WOMAN USES MUGSHOT TO PROMOTE HAIR STYLE BUSINESS
Twitter liked her mugshot.
NEW JERSEY TOWN TO FINE DRIVERS WHO USE IT AS A SHORTCUT
Do you have your papers?
FANTASY FOOTBALL LOSER HAD TO SPEND 24 HOURS IN A WAFFLE HOUSE
It all went bad when the Giants’ Odell Beckham was sidelined.
FLAMING SPIDER CAUSES APARTMENT FIRE
Wolf spider.