CRAB SPILL ON THE HIGHWAY
Crabs on the highway? Pinch me, I must be dreaming.
EXCAVATOR CHASE
Dig this.
NEW BURGLARY TECHNIQUE: PLANTING A PHONE CAMERA IN YOUR YARD
Hey, free cell phone.
AUDIO: WOMAN MAKES PB&J SANDWICH WHILE APPEARING IN COURT VIA VIDEO
In the case of PB vs. J, we hereby find you delicious.
GOLFER SETS RECORD FOR LONGEST PLAY
Quite the swinger!
OHIO WANTS TO BRING BACK FITNESS TEST FOR STUDENTS
Go, you chicken fat, go.
MAN IN CAPE AND UNDERWEAR STEALS WOMEN’S UNDERPANTS
Captain Underpants strikes again.
CAR CRASH DRIVER TAKES OFF WITH COP INSIDE THE CAR
You see me sitting next to you, right?
FUNERAL LIMOUSINE HIT BY TRAIN
Thanks, we’ll just walk from here.