MAN ABOUT TO EAT HIS 30,000TH BIG MAC
10-and-a-half cows.
ELVIS PRESLEY RUNNING FOR CONGRESS
And his mama cries.
SELF-DRIVING CARS CAN'T GO THROUGH CAR WASHES
All sorts of potential trouble.
CHICKEN RUSTLERS CAUGHT
Now they’re cooped up in prison.
GIRL SCOUT COOKIE-FLAVORED COFFEE
At Dunkin’ Donuts
MISSISSIPPI WORKING TO BAN FAKE URINE
The Mississippi Urine Trouble Act.
PRESIDENT TRUMP'S MILITARY PARADE
He still wants one.
MARINE CORPS LOWERS STANDARDS
Hiking is hard!
"EMOTIONAL SUPPORT DOG" CHOMPS ON A LITTLE GIRL
On an airplane.
AUDIO: DADDY/DAUGHTER GIRL SCOUT COOKIE SONG
What rhymes with Thin Mints?