P.E. TEACHER STRIPS NAKED, CHASES STUDENTS
Dodge balls.
PERSONAL AIRBAGS TO PREVENT HIP INJURY
Airbag in a belt.
DRUNK DRIVER CLAIMS TESLA WAS ON AUTOPILOT
He wasn’t driving, the car was.
LOVE OF DONUTS GETS GUY ARRESTED FOR SECOND TIME
Their allure is too great to pass up.
MAN DRIVES NEW CAR INTO SHOWROOM
Didn’t even get it off the lot.
AUDIO: HERO DOGS SAVE FREEZING WOMAN
Elderly lady, 4:30 am, in the snow.
MAN PUNCHES SELF IN FACE TO AVOID BREATHALYZER
They still arrested him.
AUDIO: PRINCIPAL ANNOUNCES SNOW DAY WITH COUNTRY SONG PARODIES
I Got Friends In Snow Places.