MAN BLOWS UP CASINO TOILET
Jackputz.
UNITED AIRPLANE TO PASSENGERS: BITE ME
“Welcome aboard flight BITEME1 to Chicago.”
DOG JUMPS OUT OF CAR TO CHASE YELLOWSTONE WOLF
How much is that doggie in the window (in trouble)?
110-YEAR-OLD LOBSTER RETURNED TO THE SEA
It pulled a mussell.
AUDIO: CHOPPER PILOT CAUGHT ON OPEN MIC TALKING ABOUT PERSONAL PROBLEMS
This is Chopper Stu (snif) signing off (sob).
MAN ARRESTED FOR BREAKING INTO PRISON
Unclear on the concept.
CICADAS LANDING ON GUESTS AT AMUSEMENT PARK
Keep your mouth closed.
MACHETE ATTACKER DRIVES VICTIM TO HOSPITAL
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
DAVID BECKHAM, ROGER DALTREY, GARY OLDHAM KNIGHTED
As expected, soccer player David Beckham was officially knighted by King Charles on Friday. He is now Sir David Beckham, and his wife Victoria Beckham’s new title is Lady Beckham. Also knighted on Friday: – The Who singer Roger Daltrey. The 81-year-old singer has been a patron of Teenage Cancer Trust since 2000, holding fundraising…
CRAB SPILL ON THE HIGHWAY
Crabs on the highway? Pinch me, I must be dreaming.