ROBBER ASKS, "WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I STOLE SOME BEER?"
It happened.
MAN'S DASHCAM CATCHES HIM BURGLARIZING STORE
Sure, officer, you can review my dashcam.
AUDIO: SOYLENT TO BE SOLD IN WALMART
Just avoid the green Soylent.
SUBSTITUTE TEACHER RAN FIGHT CLUB
Mr. Fish is the cool teacher.
DRUNK DRIVER HID IN CONTAINER OF DOG POOP
But not for long.
CALIFORNIA COULD VOTE ON SPLITTING INTO THREE
The initiative might be on the ballot this fall.
MOM GIVES KID A PB&J AT TARGET; ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE
Should I not have done that?