NFL PLAYER FIRED FOR PLAYFUL KISS OF ANOTHER PLAYER
Offensive fumble.
SCIENTISTS TRY ROBO-BUNNIES TO CATCH FLORIDA PYTHONS
The Bunnynator.
OFFICIALS STORM COCKPIT, ARREST PILOT
No, not for arriving on time.
YOUR DOG IS OVERWEIGHT
Not YOUR dog, of course.
LET’S ALL WORRY ABOUT AN ASTEROID HITTING THE MOON
Tell me when it happens, I don’t want to miss a thing.
COPS ARREST CHUCK E. CHEESE FOR CREDIT CARD THEFT
Someone ratted him out.
SCHOOL DISTRICT BANS DOCTOR’S NOTES FOR ABSENCES
Suck it up, students!
NAKED BOAT THIEF ESCAPES FROM HOSPITAL IN LAB COAT
Today’s Mad Libs Headline.
AUDIO: FLORIDA COUPLE RECEIVES THOUSANDS OF BOTTLES OF DISH SOAP FROM AMAZON
Dawn, go away I’m no good for you.