13-YEAR-OLD RUNNING FOR MAYOR IN VERMONT
He needs a ride to speaking events.
NUDIST CAMP SEEKS LIFEGUARD
Must have good gag reflex.
RESTAURANT SERVES ONLY C FOOD
Chili, cheeseburgers, chicken, croissants…you get the idea.
MAN ARRESTED FOR EXPENSIVE DINING-AND-DASHING
$1200 shot of whiskey.
WOMAN DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS PREGNANT, BLAMES CHINESE FOOD
Tummy rumbles lead to surprise baby.
FORMER PUNK DRUMMER, NOW OB/GYN, SAVES PROSPECTIVE JUROR'S LIFE DURING HIS MISTRIAL
That’s DOCTOR James Lilja now.
TEXAS RANGERS STADIUM INTRODUCES THE DILLY DOG
A hot dog stuffed inside a giant pickle, then deep-fried.
MAN ARRESTED FOR THROWING BURRITO AT HIS SISTER
Those things should be outlawed.
TEEN PIZZA CAR THIEVES FOILED BY MANUAL TRANSMISSION
Stuck in neutral.
DUNKIN' DONUTS RUNNING SHOES
With sprinkles.