AUDIO: KID PLAYS HOOKY FOR OPENING DAY AT THE CUBS; MEETS PRINCIPAL AT THE GAME
Tucker Speckman’s Day Off
WACKY DOCTOR SUSPENDED
He began yelling the word “Satan”.
51 DEAD GEESE FALL FROM THE SKY
Lightning strike.
WHITE SUPREMACIST PROPAGANDA FOUND IN BOXES OF PAMPERS
Speaking of pantloads…
NECCO WAFER PANIC BUYING
Factory is closing.
ROBBER DRESSES AS DOMINO'S WORKER TO ROB DOMINO'S
A cunning plan.
GUY EATS HOTTEST PEPPER, GETS THUNDERCLAP HEADACHES
And constricted arteries.
HOME COOKING ACCIDENT BLOWS UP GARAGE, KILLS CHEF
Left it cooking overnight in the garage.
VIRGINIA DRIVERS FINED FOR NOT MOVING OVER FROM LEFT LANE
A law we can live with.