EX-EMPLOYEE RELEASES CRICKETS IN RESTAURANT
Just a joke. A-ha.
WOMAN BEATS HUSBAND FOR FORGETTING ANNIVERSARY
Hell hath no fury.
MAN KILLS TWO, THEN DIES FROM HEART ATTACK
Cardiac karma.
ARRESTED ARKANSAS MAN FAKES FAINTING SPELL
Pass the smelling salt.
LOCAL ACTOR EMBEZZLES MONEY
How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
STARBUCKS OFFERS FORTUNE-TELLING FRAPPACINO
Crystal Ball Frappucino
WISCONSIN POLICE SEARCH FOR SERIAL TOILET CLOGGER
29 times so far.
TOYS 'R' US BEGINS BIG SELL-OFF TODAY
Through June.
WOMEN'S COLLEGE PROFESSORS ORDERED NOT TO USE THE WORD "WOMEN"
If it looks like a duck…