THIEVES SNEAK THROUGH SEWER, STEAL NIKES
And that stinks.
TEENS STEAL TRAIN, WRECK IT
Proverbs 22:6
MAN OVERBOARD, SPENDS NIGHT ON BUOY FULL OF SEALS
Signed, sealed, and delivered.
WORLD’S OLDEST CHICKEN: 14 YEARS
Tough old bird.
CAR CRASHES INTO RESTAURANT THREE TIMES
Fourth time’s the charm.
LEWD DJ ARRESTED IN FLORIDA PARK
Foxy lady.
$400,000 WORTH OF PINE-SOL STOLEN
It’s that kind of c̶l̶e̶a̶n̶ crime.
SMELLY EMPLOYEE TRIED TO KILL BOSSES
Over poor hygiene reprimand.
REVEREND RIGS RAFFLE
‘rrested.