DETROIT ZOO GIVING AWAY BUCKETS OF POO
Free crap.
SONIC RESTAURANT DRIVE-IN POSTS "NO WEED" SIGN
You will not be served.
TOWN SEEKS NEW NAME
“Tebowville”
BEST SUBSTITUTE TEACHER EVER
Sex, drugs and rap.
TWO WOMEN TRY TO SEE WHO'S MORE DRUNK BEHIND THE WHEEL
It was a tie, really.
AUDIO: PERP SINGS "COPS" THEME AS HE'S BEING ARRESTED
“Bad Boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do…”
AUDIO: YODELING WALMART BOY
An internet sensation.
AUDIO: MISSOURI COUPLE ORDERED TO PLANT GRASS
Lawn nazis at work.
WANTED MAN MISTAKES COP CAR FOR PIZZA DELIVERY GUY
Easy to do (when you’re on heroin).