TEXAS POLITICAL CAMPAIGN FUNDED BY DEER SEMEN
Yep.
COLLEGE SUGGESTS "VE" AND "NE" AS GENDER-NEUTRAL PRONOUNS
Ve likes verself.
FELON ARRESTED FOR POSSESSING GUNS, A BOBCAT
Read about it here – click the lynx.
TWELVE PARTY GUESTS GET WORMS FROM EATING WILD PIG
Mmmm…parasites.
AUDIO: UTAH HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES RAPS "HOW A BILL BECOMES LAW"
It’s totally chillax.
WOMAN SHOT IN LEG ON FIRST DATE
A simple thank you would have worked.
UTAH PLAGUED BY ROGUE BANDS OF MALE STRIPPERS
Please don’t touch.