WOMAN GIVES BIRTH IN JACK IN THE BOX PARKING LOT
What does the word ‘hospital’ even mean anymore?
MARATHON SPECTATOR BITTEN BY RABID OTTER
Why do otters hate marathon spectators so much?
HIKER IMPALES SELF ON POLE, HIKES SIX HOUR BACK DOWN
It’s better than a sharp stick in the eye.
COLONEL SANDERS HOUSE AND JUNK FOR SALE
A finger-lickin’ deal.
LEPROSY GROWING IN FLORIDA
It’s getting out of hand.
BRIDE-TO-BE SET FIRE TO THE CHURCH DAY BEFORE WEDDING
So I Married An Arsonist
SAILOR RESCUED AFTER A MONTH AT SEA
Just off the boat.
DRYER SHEET IN THE MAILBOX
Do WHAT in the mailbox?
HORROR CIRCUS – THE SCARIEST SHOW ON EARTH
Cirque du Slay.