GOOGLE TO RELEASE 32 MILLION MOSQUITOS, MAYBE
No way any of this can go wrong.
ROLLER COASTER RIDER BANNED FROM SIX FLAGS FOR LIFE
Coasters are for screaming, not eating.
AUDIO: THE ORGY DOME NEEDS YOUR HELP
Please give.
TRUCK FULL OF KIT KAT BARS OVERTURNS
Driver was a real Dum Dum.
CLIMBER RESCUED FROM 16,000 POUND BOULDER
Rock rolled.
AQUARIUM CLOSURE SENDS MERMAID WALKING
Iowa hates mermaids.
NEW SPORT: CHESSBOXING
It’s no skeet surfing.