FOOTBALL COACH RELIEVES DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR MID-QUARTER
“Why don’t you run and get us some hot dogs, Tyson?” – CSU Coach Mora, probably.
WOMAN GROWS 170-POUND ZUCCHINI
Green giant.
TEACHER OFFERED EXTRA CREDIT IF STUDENTS CONTRIBUTED TO HER GOFUNDME
At least it wasn’t OnlyFans.
DOOMSDAY COMING NEXT MONTH. SORRY, FORGOT TO TELL YOU.
Friday, November 13, 2026.
PHILLY CHEESESTEAK ASSAULT
Unbelievable tragedy. The loss of a cheesesteak, I mean.
MCDONALD’S ADDS ADS TO DRIVE-THRU SCREENS
I’m lovin’ those unskippable ads!
MOM GOES ON CRUISE, LEAVES FOUR KIDS HOME
Who wants to take kids on those disease-laden things anyway?
FEMALE PYTHONS FAIL TO LURE HORNY MALES
Carol Cleveland?
SIX FLAGS PERMANENTLY CLOSES BRAIN-INJURY ROLLER COASTER
Coaster no mo-ster.