STOLEN BABY JESUS RETURNED TO CHURCH AFTER 80 YEARS
Second coming.
INTOXICATED WOMAN ARRESTED FOR HITTING NEPHEW AFTER FALLING ON GOAT
Aunt Jan is in a ba-a-a-a-a-d way.
DOG OWNER ATTACKED WITH TENNIS BALL THROWER
Justice is served.
HIGH SCHOOL KID STOLE STREET SIGNS
Slow Children Ahead.
FORD RECALL: STEERING WHEEL MIGHT COME OFF
Ford Fusion and the Lincoln MKZ
UNITED AIRLINES MISTAKENLY FLIES FAMILY DOG TO JAPAN
Hoppusu! (whoops!)
GUNS IN SCHOOLS: TWO STORIES
Bang bang.
UNITED AIRLINES KILLS PASSENGER'S DOG
Made it ride in the overhead bin.
WALMART SECURITY COP SHOPLIFTS OATMEAL AND CONDOMS
Quaker? I hardly touched ‘er.
WHITE MAN IN BLACKFACE ROBBED VEGAS CASINO
Shame on you!