KID SISTER ASSAULTED WITH SARDINES
Over a broken phone.
GUY HIT BY A TRAIN FOR SECOND TIME IN HIS LIFE
Train 2: The Revenge
TWITTER SUGGESTS ALL 330 MILLION USERS CHANGE PASSWORD
Not all at once.
KANSAS MAN CAUGHT TRYING TO HAVE SEX WITH A CAR
I’m in love with my car.
NEW JERSEY SCHOOL SUPERINTENDENT IS MYSTERY POOPER
And he seemed like such a regular guy.
THREE MEN HOP OUT OF CAR, STEAL GUY'S SNEAKERS
What a bunch of heels.
MAN RELEASED FROM JAIL, ROBS SAME BANK THAT PUT HIM IN JAIL
Go with what you know.
GUY PUTS OUT BOAT FIRE WITH JET SKI
Spuh-lash!
SOUTHWEST AIRLINES PLANE CRACKS ANOTHER WINDOW
Crack a window, will ya?
BOY SCOUTS DROPPING THE WORD "BOY"
Because they’re adding girls.