SELF-DRIVING UBER CAR KILLS PEDESTRIAN
She was not in a crosswalk. Blame the victim.
WOMAN GETS TICKET FOR ALLOWING KIDS TO PLAY IN THE STREET
Go play street hockey somewhere other than the street.
CUSTOMER MAKES METH IN WHITE CASTLE RESTAURANT
Breaking Bad Food.
AUDIO: SHOPPING MALL JEWELRY STORES GOING DOWN
Zales, Kay Jewelers, Jared
SONIC TO INTRODUCE THE PICKLE JUICE SLUSHIE
That’s just not kosher.
FLORIDA "MAD NAILER" TOSSING ROOFING NAILS ONTO U.S. 1
If they catch him, he’s screwed.
CUSTODIAN STEALS $180 OUT OF STUDENTS' BACKPACKS DURING WALKOUT
Never trust anybody over 30.
PURCHASERS OF "THE SNUGGIE" TO GET REFUND
Thanks to the Federal Trade Commission.