MAN HITS HIS MOTHER WITH A LIGHT SABER
One of several from his collection.
MOM BULLIES SCHOOL INTO LETTING DAUGHTER ONTO CHEERLEADING TEAM
MIllennial alert!
MAN ACCUSED OF NOT GOING TO WORK FOR A YEAR
And nobody noticed.
WOMAN HAD COCKROACH IN HER EAR
For nine days.
GANG OF THIEVES STEAL 10 NEW RAM TRUCKS OFF ASSEMBLY LINE
Fast, but not too furious.
KID SISTER ASSAULTED WITH SARDINES
Over a broken phone.