MAN SMASHES HIS CAR WITH GIANT PUMPKIN
That’ll buff right out.
TESLA DEPLOYS SELF-DRIVING “MAD MAX” MODE
Beyond Assholedome.
AUDIO: OFFICER TESTIFIES ON ZOOM CALL WITHOUT PANTS
That’s subpoenas!
LAB MONKEY TRUCK OVERTURNS
Less fun that a barrel of monkeys.
FLORIDA PUMPKIN SMASHER ARRESTED
Billy Corgan has a sad.
SAMSUNG REFRIGERATORS NOW RUNNING ADS
Yet they can’t make an icemaker that keeps up.
COUPLE BURGLES RESTAURANT, HAS SEX
But not in that order.