RESTAURANT SERVES ONLY C FOOD
Chili, cheeseburgers, chicken, croissants…you get the idea.
MAN ARRESTED FOR EXPENSIVE DINING-AND-DASHING
$1200 shot of whiskey.
WOMAN DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS PREGNANT, BLAMES CHINESE FOOD
Tummy rumbles lead to surprise baby.
FORMER PUNK DRUMMER, NOW OB/GYN, SAVES PROSPECTIVE JUROR'S LIFE DURING HIS MISTRIAL
That’s DOCTOR James Lilja now.
TEXAS RANGERS STADIUM INTRODUCES THE DILLY DOG
A hot dog stuffed inside a giant pickle, then deep-fried.
MAN ARRESTED FOR THROWING BURRITO AT HIS SISTER
Those things should be outlawed.
TEEN PIZZA CAR THIEVES FOILED BY MANUAL TRANSMISSION
Stuck in neutral.
DUNKIN' DONUTS RUNNING SHOES
With sprinkles.
WOMAN ARRESTED FOR MAKING LEWD COMMENTS TO EASTER BUNNY
Wanna take a Peep?
MAN WITH THERAPY GOAT KICKED OFF BUS
Too ba-a-a-a-a-d.