HOUSTON STORM DRAIN PROGRAM HACKED BY SEX TOY MAKER
It only takes one bad actor.
WOMAN ATTACKED BY DAZED, VAGRANT OWL
Owls are jerks.
WOMAN BRINGS HOME LITTER OF BABY BOBCATS
Thought they were kittens.
OFFICER SHOOTS GROUNDHOG CROSSING THE ROAD
It was tying up traffic.
MAN HITS HIS MOTHER WITH A LIGHT SABER
One of several from his collection.
MOM BULLIES SCHOOL INTO LETTING DAUGHTER ONTO CHEERLEADING TEAM
MIllennial alert!
MAN ACCUSED OF NOT GOING TO WORK FOR A YEAR
And nobody noticed.