FAKE NURSE ARRESTED
Good night nurse!
MAN HUMPS TRADER JOE’S REFRIGERATOR
One of those summer romance things.
BREAST MILK ICE CREAM
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
THE KETCHUP SMOOTHIE
It sure doesn’t taste like tomato juice.
COLORADO SEWER BEARS
Bearry Manholilow, everybody!
GUY WINS 389 JACKPOTS AT CASINO IN ONE DAY
Just like everybody!
MAN’S PLANE STOLEN TWICE IN ONE WEEK
Plane crazy.
TWO STABBED OVER 4-YEAR-OLD EGGPLANT SANDWICH
As sure as eggs is eggs.
CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT OVER FROOT LOOPS
A part of this deceitful breakfast.