SHOPLIFTER CAUGHT DURING “SHOP WITH A COP” EVENT
Timing is everything.
TOURISTS FLOCK TO CONNECTICUT TOWNS WHERE HALLMARK XMAS MOVIES ARE FILMED
This gives me an idea for a Christmas movie.
CATTLE RUSTLERS OUT WEST
Rustlers!
CLARINET MISTAKEN FOR WEAPON
Duly noted.
DRUNK RACCOON IS A REPEAT OFFENDER
Virginia: lawless hellhole.
MENTAL HEALTH EXEC GOES BANANAS
Great advertising.
WAYMO CAR ARRIVES WITH MAN IN THE TRUNK
Free hitchhker with every order.
AUDIO: CANDIDATE SINGS MR. ROGERS SONG
Won’t you be his neighbor?