YET ANOTHER SERIAL POOPER
In Ohio.
WOMEN USE BEAR MACE ON PIZZARIA STAFF
Two different women.
HASBRO TRADEMARKS PLAY-DOH SMELL
So you can’t have it.
FLEEING SUSPECT CAPTURED BY FALLING PANTS
Pants on the ground.
SOMEONE TRIED TO MAIL A FERRET
Well, what else are you supposed to do with them?
HEALTH INSPECTORS NOW CLAMPING DOWN ON HARDWARE STORE POPCORN
Dropping the hammer on hardware stores.